The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 12, Issue 7 (October 1, 1937.)
And What He Didn&t Know
And What He Didn&t Know.
Auctioneer: “What am I offered for this beautiful bust of Robert Burns?”
Man in crowd: “That ain&t Burns; that's Shakespeare.”
Auctioneer: “Well, folks, the joke's on me. That shows what I know about ancient Greece.”
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