The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 11, Issue 9 (December 1, 1936)
After the Party
After the Party.
A man was fumbling at his keyhole in the small hours of the morning. A policeman saw the difficulty and came to the rescue.
“Can I help you to find the keyhole, sir?” he asked.
“Thash all right, old man,” said the other cheerily, “you jusht hol' the housh shtill and I can manage.”
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