Mutual Congratulations.

In a Lancashire town, the rivalry between the caretakers of two separate chapels was acute. So the first was in great glee when he met the other one Saturday night. “'Ee, lad,” he said, “we've got it over thee now. We've got organ.”

“Then tha on'y wants monkey,” was the curt rejoinder.

“Tha's reet,” said the other; “an tha on'y wants organ.”

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