The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 10, Issue 10 (January 1, 1936)
All Important
All Important.
Author: “It's always the same. Whenever I want to work I can't lay my hands on anything.”
Wife: “But, dear, I've just filled your fountain pen and put out plenty of paper.”
Author: “Yes—but what have you done with the corkscrew?”
The Real Master.
Canvasser: “Is the master of the house in?”
Young Father (wearily): “Yes, he's upstairs in his cradle.”
Ex-Champion.
“What did you do when the judges awarded you first prize in the contest for the healthiest girl in the U.S.A.?”
“I fainted.”
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