Other formats

    TEI XML file   ePub eBook file  

Connect

    mail icontwitter iconBlogspot iconrss icon

The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 10, Issue 10 (January 1, 1936)

All Important

All Important.

Author: “It's always the same. Whenever I want to work I can't lay my hands on anything.”

Wife: “But, dear, I've just filled your fountain pen and put out plenty of paper.”

Author: “Yes—but what have you done with the corkscrew?”

The Real Master.

Canvasser: “Is the master of the house in?”

Young Father (wearily): “Yes, he's upstairs in his cradle.”

Ex-Champion.

“What did you do when the judges awarded you first prize in the contest for the healthiest girl in the U.S.A.?”

“I fainted.”

…………