The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 10, Issue 8 (November 1, 1935)
New Year's Day
New Year's Day.
Two Scotsmen who had been present at a New Year's party met the following morning, and one said to the other:
“Weel, Donald, and did ye get hame all richt?”
“Aye,” replied Donald, “I got hame all richt, except that just as I was turning the corner a policeman trod on my knuckles.”