The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 10, Issue 7 (October 1, 1935)
Dangerous
Dangerous.
Wife: “I'm afraid the mountain air would disagree with me.”
Hubby: “My dear, it wouldn't dare.”
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Julia's Sagacity.
Teacher was giving a lesson on the weather idiosyncrasies of winter.
“What is it,” she asked, “that comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb?”
And little Julia, in the back row, replied: “Father.”
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Alas!
Mrs. 'Opkins: “You're not lookin’ too 'appy, Mrs. 'Iggs?”
Mrs. 'Iggs: “No, it's this 'ere uncertain weather. One day it's 'ot and the next it's cold; yer never know wot to pawn.”