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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 10, Issue 4 (July 1, 1935.)

Safety First

Safety First.

Passenger: “Please, guard, will you help me out of the train?”

Guard: “Certainly, madam.”

Passenger: “You see, it's this way. Being rather stout, I have to get out backwards, and the porters always think I am getting in, so they push me back into the carriage and say, ‘‘Urry up, madam!’ I've passed four stations that way already!”