The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 6, Issue 2 (June 1, 1931)
Exploiting an Asset
Exploiting an Asset.
A small boy called on the doctor one evening. “Say, Doctor, I've got the measles, but I can keep it quiet.”
The doctor looked up, puzzled, and finally asked the boy what he meant by that.
“Oh!” suggested the small patient, “What'll you give me to go to school and scatter it among all the rest of the kids?”