The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 6, Issue 2 (June 1, 1931)
Domestic War
Domestic War.
“Yes, sir, I believe big wars are often caused by the smallest matters,” ruminated Old Man Jones. “Things that a fellow thinks don't amount to a darn will sometimes pile up a mountain of trouble. Why, just the other night my wife was working over a crossword puzzle and she looked up and said, ‘What's a female sheep?’ And I said, ‘Ewe.’ And there was another big war on.”