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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 5, Issue 6 (October 1, 1930)



Census Taker: “What is your Husband's name?”

Mrs. Murphy: “Pat.”

Census Taker: “I want his full name.”

Mrs. Murphy: “Well, when he's full, he thinks he's Gene Tunney.”

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“Waiter,” the diner said, “there's a dead fly swimming in this soup.”

“Impossible, sir,” said the waiter stiffly, “a dead fly can't swim.”