The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 5, Issue 4 (August 1, 1930)
Horse-sense and Happiness
Horse-sense and Happiness.
Of all the girls whom I love best
The girls whom I would fain caress,
Of Wealth or Power, to share my nest,
I'd choose the wench named Happiness.
She's ever glad to do a “turn,“
But once her pleading you suppress,
Or bluntly her advances “spurn,“
Well—that's the end of Happiness.
She'll call at any vagrant hour,
And if you leave the door ajar,
She'll enter your domestic bower,
And take you simply as you are.
Of all the girls I've ever known,
The one whom I would fain caress,
And ask to share my lot alone—
Her maiden name is Happiness.
Some say that Happiness has packed her port’ and taken a week's wages in lieu. If such is true, perhaps it is that we have failed to woo; perhaps she has been gassed by gasolene; perchance she prefers lace and lavender and sits with the old folks at home. Who knows?
Happiness, kind reader, is not always the spouse of Success. Success is often too busy playing sales on the cash register; Success sometimes wears a pint hat on a quart head, thus restricting the flow of imagination to the brain; success is too often the union of L.S.D. with E.G.O., resulting in N.I.L. The union of “dough” and delight is successful only if the ceremony is conducted by the Reverend Hugh Manity.
It is bad business to confuse Success with Excess.