The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 5, Issue 2 (June 2, 1930)
No Waste
No Waste.
A Scotsman, having heard of the wonderful results obtained by being able to rejuvenate, decided to have a course of this monkey gland extract.
He had to make a long railway journey, and at the station booking office he asked for a single ticket.
When asked if he would take a return ticket, the Scotsman replied, “No, I may come back as a child.”
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