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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 4, Issue 12 (April 1, 1930)

Had to Hurry

Had to Hurry.

Judge (sternly): “Well, what's your excuse for speeding sixty miles an hour?”

Victim: “I had just heard, Your Honour, that the ladies of my wife's church were holding a rummage sale and I was hurrying home to save my other pair of trousers.”

Judge: “Case dismissed.”

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