The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 4, Issue 12 (April 1, 1930)
Had to Hurry
Had to Hurry.
Judge (sternly): “Well, what's your excuse for speeding sixty miles an hour?”
Victim: “I had just heard, Your Honour, that the ladies of my wife's church were holding a rummage sale and I was hurrying home to save my other pair of trousers.”
Judge: “Case dismissed.”
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