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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 4, Issue 7 (November 1, 1929)

Cut Out the Science

Cut Out the Science.

“Now, Mary, when you bathe the baby, be sure and use the thermometer to test the water.”

Returning an hour later, the mistress asked: “Did you use the thermometer?”

“No, ma'am. I can tell without that. If it's too hot, the baby turns red, and if it's too cold, he'll turn blue.”

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A student failed in all five subjects he took. He telegraphed to a brother: “Failed in five. Prepare papa.” The brother telegraphed back: “Papa prepared; prepare yourself.”

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