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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 4, Issue 5 (September 1, 1929)

Whustle it Back

Whustle it Back.

Tammas was out walking with his dog, and in passing a butcher's shop, the dog helped itself to a sausage and ran fast for home. Out came the butcher, and, addressing Tammas, asked:

“Is that your dog?”

“It was my dog,” replied Tammas, “but it's daen for itsel’ noo.”

“Whustle it back, then,” retorted the butcher; “it's awa' wi' a sausage.”

“Whustle yer sausage back,” replied Tammas.

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Running To Time. “Do you think you can catch the train?'” “Yes: since I bought this wrist-watch I find I can do it with ease.”

Running To Time.
“Do you think you can catch the train?'”
“Yes: since I bought this wrist-watch I find I can do it with ease.”