The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 3, Issue 10 (May 1, 1929.)
Joke Wit And Humour — One More Question
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Joke Wit And Humour
Joke Wit And Humour
One More Question.
He had asked what makes the noise when an engine whistles, and what makes a car go when the motorman twists the handle. The worn-out mother protested: “Now, go to sleep, Charlie.”
“There's just one more question I wish to ask, mamma. What comes of the piece that makes a hole in a stocking?”
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