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The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 3, Issue 4 (August 1, 1928)
Winning a Crown
Winning a Crown.
Teacher: “Johnnie, give me a sentence using the word ‘diadem.’”
Johnnie: “People who drive on to the railroad crossings without looking diadem sight quicker than those who Stop, Look and Listen.”
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Wife (suddenly struck with brilliant idea): “I shouldn't attempt to mend it, dear. Let's leave it here and go home by train.”