The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 3, Issue 2 (June 1, 1928)
The Important Question
The Important Question.
A man went into Cohen's book store and asked: “Have you a copy of ‘Who's Who and What's What,’ by Jerome K. Jerome?”
Cohen replied: “No, sir, but I've got ‘Who's He and Vat's He Got.“'
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“How may you avoid hitting your finger when driving a nail?”
“Hold the hammer with both hands.”