The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 2 (June 1, 1927)
Safety First!
Safety First!
Mummie: “I do wish you would not drink your tea out of your saucer, Johnny. Why do you not drink it from your cup?”
Johnny: “I have tried it once or twice mummie, but the spoon always gets in my eye.”
Wife at West Ham Police Court, London:—
“My husband has not given me any money since March.”
Husband: “Money! She pawned my watch and chain and even asked me to buy the ticket from her.”