The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 2, Issue 1 (April 21, 1927)
Lucid
Lucid.
A Kildare porter put up a notice which read: “The nine-thirty train won't go to-night till ten o'clock, and there won't be no last train to-night.”
Earnest but prosy Street-corner Orator.—“I want land reform, I want housing reform, I want educational reform, I want——”
Voice.—“Chloroform.”
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