Single—Married.

An Irishman started on his first trip. Never having been in a railway station, he did not know how to get his ticket, but he saw a lady going in and determined to follow her lead. The lady went to the ticket box, and putting down her money said: “Cora Lynn, single.” Next in line was Pat, who promptly planted down his money, and said: “Patrick Murphy, married.”

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