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Experiment 11


page 590

As I was eating this eggnog egg
Under a tree-tomato tree
Someone wrenched off a monkey wrench
And broke my monkey-key.

Jesus was a carpenter, he had a lot of tools,
a hammer and a brace-and-bit, and several
excellent rules,
Boards he sawed and holes he bored throughout
the Holy Lands,
And even when he died they found some nails
in his hands.