Lions Ain't Fussy

Now a lion will eat you, whoever you are
For they've got constitutions of iron
But to them, certain men have a—je ne sais quoi
And that's Christians—right down the line.

When a lion's hungry—oh, what a stunt!
He'll eat anything, Catholic or Protestant
He's not narrow-minded or predujiced
Wesleyan, Baptist, Anglican or Methodist
Lutheran, Calvinist or Presbyterian
Christian Scientist or Unitarian
Antidis establishmentarian
Nonconformist, Latitudinarian
Evangelist, Revivalist
Romanist or Catechist
Dogmatist, devotionist
Zoologist, tobacconist
It really doesn't matter in the least
To this benevolent and equitable beast.