Bachelors Beware

Typistes:
We are typistes waiting to be wed,
In an office vegetating.
Though we never see to get ahead,
We're ready and we're waiting.
We know how to quote,
We know how to space,
We know when to place
A punctuation mark.
We know how to cite,
We know how to write,
And also we know
When we're dictated to.
The proper margin for a certain type,
We are typistes waiting to be wed.

We all want to state
We know how to spell
And how to punctuate,
We know that a verb
Is what you conjugate
And also we find

That propositions are
Supposed to be declined.
It's to prove that there's truth in what we said,
We are typistes waiting to be wed.