Venus, The First of the Flirts

Venus:
Oh, they say that Eve long long ago
Discovered Cupid had a bow.
Adam came along,
She needed a guide,
And so she naturally took
And tore a leaf out of my book.
She knew that I would have the gen
When it comes to men,
On me she relied.

Please don't believe
It was Eve,
What would she have achieved
Without Venus the first of the Flirts?
Every crocodile
By the Nile
Knows that Cleopatra's guile
Goes right back to
The first of the flirts.

For a special date
A head on a plate
Satiated Salome.
Helena of Troy,
She got her boy,
But she had to say "Show me".
And then they nursed it, rehearsed it,
The drill for all skirts
That they got from
The first of the flirts.