Finale Ultimo

Just one of those shows;
Just one of those Varsity shows;
The jokes, we're aware, were a bit on the nose,
Just one of those shows.

It's been just one of those nights,
We're sorry we gave you those frights;
But this is Extrav and anything goes,
Just one of those shows.

If you sought a treat.
When you bought a seat,
All you got from us was the bird;
But control yourself, and console yourself,
For we meant each single word.

So goodbye then till next year,
We'll be back again, never fear;
It's been great fun
And it's been the show of all shows.