What a Jubilant Peater I Am

(Tune: Jeff Stewart. Words: Geo. Turner.)

O what a jubilant Peater I am.
I don't give a damn.
I won't have to scram.
It's not such a hard case; it's money for jam.
Oh, what a jubilant Peater I am.

I would have been maws disappointed,
My plans would have been all disjointed.
Sad fate for Noo Zillan's anointed.
I would have been maws disappointed.

Gee, what a worried old Peater I was.
I worried because
I thought that I was
Caught up in a hard case; an due for a loss.
Gee, what a worried old Peater I was.