Victoria University College Capping Carnival. Wed. & Thurs., May 12th & 13th, 1920
[Cast Off Caricatures continued]
The Dog | "Jake" |
"I'd rather be a kitten and cry mew"—Shakespeare (re-shook)
Robin Hood | E. K. Rishworth |
"A dear little lad
Who drove 'em half mad,
For he turned out a horribly fast little cad."—(Great) Scott !
Sir Simon de Montfort | Sir Percival de Martin-Smith |
"He'd everything a man of taste
Could ever want except a waist."—Whittier still wittier.
Sir James Fallen | K. W. Low |
"Whereat, with blade, with bloody, blameful blade
He bravely broached his boiling, bloody breast." Spokeshave.
Soldiers, Ballet and a Jam Tin.
Entr'acte Beautiful Ohio.
Act II. | The Gay Dogs |
Being a sidelight on a Stuart Election.
Scene: | The Village Green at Frankarua |
Be-All Massive | C. C. Moss |
"Raise him on our brawny shoulders
Cynosure of all beholders
Chosen from his fellow creatures."—PShaw!
Oliver Cromwell | N. G. Whiteman |
"Assume a virtue if you have it not."
Browning (done brown)
Mrs. Cromwell | Miss D. Bingham |
"When first I met thee dearest wife
The bullrush was in bloom. A. E. Caddick
Dr. Glibb | H. G. Miller |
"Heck thrawfu' raltie rorkie
Wi' thecht ta' croonie clapperhead
And fash with unco pawkie."Browning (almost burnt)
Ice Cream Vendors | Signor and Signorina |
Karantze Vadalla - Steak a da Hoisho.
Job Gone Fraud | S. Mansfield |
"Having reached the summit and managed to cross it, he rolled down the hill with uncommon velocity."Barham
DYM Jykes | A. S. Tonkin |
Clerk | E. R. Murphy |
(Not the Prof.) |
Villagers, Batmen and Auctioneers.
Interval
Veitch & Allan Guarantee Satisfaction
Act III. | The Pow-Wows |
Being an exhibition of modern business methods as portrayed in parliamentary procedure.
Scene: | The 'Ouse |
"But then the prospect of a lot
Of dull M.P.'s in close proxmity
All thinking for themselves is what
No men can face with equanimity."Wilde (toned down)
Mr. Speaker | S. A. Wiren |
"How would you like this dash tomfoolery Every day horn ten to two."Gelbert.
Clerk of the House | M. O'Donnell |
Lady Blastor | Anna P. Slim |
"I cannot sing, I squall
And this is worst of all
Away goes my falsetto
My exquisite falsetto."—Swift (still faster)
Jay Pip Fluke O. Beer E. (semaphored) | P. Martin-Smith |