Title: How to do just about anything

Author: Bill Nelson

In: Sport 42: 2014

Publication details: Fergus Barrowman, 2014, Wellington

Part of: Sport

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Knives

Counting your kilojoules
will get you nowhere.

You’ll be suspended. You will be fired
at some point.

So take off all your clothes,
take off your watch. Why not
shave all the hair from your body?

You’ll fly a kite one day
watch it slice through the air
and think of it as thoughtless
the world sliding by.