Sport 21: Spring 1998
Attending Tiny Plants
Attending Tiny Plants
Here's a verse for the bully
the one who will break your bones
his sperm's as cold as ice cream
his balls as frail as the cone
let him crunch his own pestils
let him lick his own slipe
cos we're off to ride a dinosaur
we're off to quell a queen
we're off to tend rare alpine plants
while he gives his dog a swipe