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Title: Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume 39, Number 16, July 12, 1976.

Publication details: Victoria University of Wellington Students’ Association, 12 July 1976, Wellington

Part of: Salient : An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z.

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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume 39, Number 16, July 12, 1976.

Harold Hedd

THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF.... HAROLD HEDD WRITTEN AN DRAWN FER YEW By... Rand Holmes HMM... A LETTER FROM MY LITTLE COUSIN ELMO... SEZ HE'S COMIN OUT TO VAN FROM "OWLS EYE" ALBERIA AN NEEDS A PLACE TO STAY FAT HL'COUSIN ELMO... COMIN TO THE BIG CITY... WOW! ... I HAVEN,T SEEN HIM SINCE GRADE SCHOOL... HEH HEH... WAIT'LL I LAY A JOINT ON HIM. ... MEBBE I'D BETTER GO EASY ON HUM... THEY PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD OF GRASS IN "OWL'S EYE" NEXT DAY... NOK NOK CUZZIN HAROLD' HOW THE FUCK ARE YA MAN?! PUMP PUMP KRUNCH SQUILCH THIS HERE'S MUH DOG... "SNOT" DON'T MIND IF I PARK MY BIKE IN THE LIVING ROOM DO YA?... IT'S SNOWIN LIKE A SUNBITCH OUT THERE ROWR BARK BARK SNARL FSSSST WHIMP THAT DOG!... ALLUS HAS TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION! HAR HAR! WUDDA CARD! CHAMP SLURP SAY... YOU GOT AN OUT FIT HAROLD? BELCH ... WE MAY AS WELL DO UP SOME SMACK! GRUN ARF TO BE CONTINUED...

Harold Hedd