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Salient. Victoria University Students Newspaper. Volume 38 Number 8. 1975

PUTRID SCUM! TURDYSLIME! YER'VE NOT BORT MY BOOK YET OR ANY OF THE OTHERS ME AND ME CANCERED FAMILY'S BEEN WRITING LIKE MY OWN BERT FEGG'S NASTY BOOK FOR BOYS AND GIRLS' BY BERT FEGG (really awful) OR ABOUT BEHAVIORISM' BY B. F. SKINNER FEGG (see inset) OR 'IN MY OWN WAY' BY ALAN WATTS FEGG (the weed.) OR 'THE ABBESS OF CREWE' BY MURIEL SPARK FEGG OR 'PSYCHOANALYSIS AND ANOTHER WORD I CAN'T SPELL' BY JULIET MITCHELL FEGG' GRRR!! ALL OF THEM GORY, INNARDY BOOKS TO SMASH UP YOUR MOUTH WITH. NOTHI…

PUTRID SCUM! TURDYSLIME! YER'VE NOT BORT MY BOOK YET OR ANY OF THE OTHERS ME AND ME CANCERED FAMILY'S BEEN WRITING LIKE MY OWN BERT FEGG'S NASTY BOOK FOR BOYS AND GIRLS' BY BERT FEGG (really awful) OR ABOUT BEHAVIORISM' BY B. F. SKINNER FEGG (see inset) OR 'IN MY OWN WAY' BY ALAN WATTS FEGG (the weed.) OR 'THE ABBESS OF CREWE' BY MURIEL SPARK FEGG OR 'PSYCHOANALYSIS AND ANOTHER WORD I CAN'T SPELL' BY JULIET MITCHELL FEGG' GRRR!! ALL OF THEM GORY, INNARDY BOOKS TO SMASH UP YOUR MOUTH WITH. NOTHING SNOTTY ABOUT THESE PUSSING TOMES. OR THE WEEDY PLACE YOU GET THEM FROM— SWEET AND MAXWELLS UBC — WHICH WILL BE CLOSED ON THIS COMING THURSDAY COS THEY' RE CLEANING A LOT OF SKUNK'S BLOOD OFF THE WALLS. I'LL REMIND YER AGAIN; YER OOZING GUTS'LL KNOW COS IT'LL BE WITH ENDOSKELETONS OF NEWTS EARS IN YOUR SOUP. AARGH!! DESTROY ME. YOU MUST Yerluvmuncle Bert