When she was a woman,
a man knocked on her door & said,

“Why are you wearing my dress?”
“Why are you wearing my trousers?” she replied.

“Why don’t we swap?” he said.
“Now you’re talking!” said Miss Dust.

The trousers rode high & were rather loose,
so she secured them

with a skipping rope, chucked on
a CD & said, “You lead”