Johanna Aitchison

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Miss Dust Tries Online Dating

On their first date Turbo brought a car & said,
“Miss Dust, you may ride in my car if you like.”

He took her to dinner & ordered for her the dark.
“What a nice dark you have chosen!” Miss Dust said.

The heating went off; she pulled her skin up
higher around her neck & said,

“Turbo, I’d like to hold your hand if I may?”
When the waiter came,

he was carrying a tray filled with crumbs;
the crumbs were begging to be eaten,

“Poor crumbs,” Miss Dust said,
let me warm you up in my mouth.”

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