James Brown

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The No Poem

No Dogs. No Children. No Minors.
No Sugar. No Additives. No Preservatives. No Cholesterol.
No Smoking. No Alcohol. No Busking. No Disco.
No Cellphones. No Calculators. No Skateboards.
No Parking. No Throughway. No Stopping Day Or Night.
No Left Turn. No Right Turn. No U-Turn. Wrong Way.
No Junk Mail. No Circulars. No Squares.
No Jandals. No Jeans. No Patches.
No Passing. No Trespassing. No Admittance.
No Entry. No Exit. No Engine Brakes.
No Attitude. No Arguments. No Excuses.
No Camping. No Fires. No Naked Flames.
No Pedestrian Access. Post No Bills. Keep Off The Grass.
No Cheques. No Credit. No Credit Cards.
No Eftpos. No Refunds. No Change Given.
No Charge. No Catch. No Try.
No Talking. No Shoes. No Photos.
No Warships. No Nukes. No Dumping Rubbish.
No Plastic. No Glass. No Household Refuse.
No Pets. No Petting. Please Do Not Touch.
No Crossing. No Running. No Jumping. No Pushing.
No Ducking. No Bombing. No Blood For Oil.
No Condom – No Sex.
No Bags Past This Point.
No Drugs Or Cash Held On These Premises.
No Tea Leaves Or Coffee Grinds Down Sink.
No Guitars Used In This Recording.
No Correspondence Will Be Entered Into.

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