from Outback Haiku
Pointless to enter
The wardrobe: two Christmases
And never winter
The bush kangaroo
Expresses sincere regrets
Tsk, tsk, tsk, poor you!
Expresses sincere regrets
Tsk, tsk, tsk, poor you!
The koala bear
Is misclassified, which is
More than he can bear
Is misclassified, which is
More than he can bear
That lone crocodile
Swallowed no alarm clock so
Can laze for a while
Swallowed no alarm clock so
Can laze for a while
The swamp wallaby
Cannot seem to make head nor
Tail, at all, of me
Cannot seem to make head nor
Tail, at all, of me
The huntsman spider
Dashing off a stirrup-cup
Unseats this rider
Dashing off a stirrup-cup
Unseats this rider
Giant flat earthworm
Is it coming or going
Ohne drang und sturm?
Is it coming or going
Ohne drang und sturm?
The brushtail possum
Dines out in my wheelie bin
How was it? Awesome!
Dines out in my wheelie bin
How was it? Awesome!
The lonesome dingo
Tries to chat up city dogs
In the wrong lingo
Tries to chat up city dogs
In the wrong lingo
The common wombat
Will wisely never engage
In unarmed combat
Will wisely never engage
In unarmed combat
Marsupial mole
Aged thirteen and three-quarters
Diary most droll
Aged thirteen and three-quarters
Diary most droll
In Wagga Wagga
Undoubtedly, the tail will
Wagga the dogga
Undoubtedly, the tail will
Wagga the dogga