Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 44 No. 9. May 4 1981

Who was Prettier?

Who was Prettier?

Dear Gentleman Editor,

In accordance with our traditional policy of furthering the dissemination of truth, honesty and justice (no seriously...) we feel it our duty to inform you of our splendid victory against a motley rabble of indigenous (intoxicated) trendy, left wing, pinko, facsist, neo-bellicose, anti-pacifist bi-partisan ruffians, maskerading under the name of "The Cappering Band' or some such similar pseudonym.

Our reasons for claiming a glorious victory are quite simple and reasonable and of course should be obvious to the smallest intellect, however I shall never the less inumerate them for the enlightenment of our vaguely noble enemy:
I) We were prettier
II) God was on our side
III) We were prettier
IV) They ran away first
V) They had no battle standard
VI) There is no reason VI

And we shall rounce them again should they see fit to challenge these facts!

Imperially Yours 2nd Duke of Wellington's own (Boots) Rgt. Alfs Imperial Army

AMUSING LITTLE WINE CRITIC FULL BODIED BUT BLAND WINE CRITIC