Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 44 No. 9. May 4 1981

Salient Notes

Salient Notes

Photo of Stephen A'Court

Fergus Barrowman's glazzies blinked heavily as he lifted his craniar from the light doskle. "Who snavied the ploypen?" he glammied, as Paul Wiggins crawled from a nearby con-jack. "Stop talking like Burgess or I'll tolchook you" he threatened.

From the top draw of the filing kobbykobby Michele Acckyhort protuded her Middle English craniar. She ducked as Jessickher Wilson tolchooked Harvey I am Now a Licensed Driver Molloy across the redrum. Narrowly missing Steeephen Acckyhort, he disappeared into a nearby winetre. "Foluck," said Steeephen, "what a way to go."

Returning to his dark offalice he casually punnied Helen McO and Ruth Launderyson, who were in the act of jambling Johnny T into a tray of developer. Clark Kent Jackson burst from a nearby kleensak, brushing aside Peter Hasnot in his attempt to ravescue the now fixed JT. "Ahh, found the dappy thong," cried Fergus as he retrieved his arm and the polpen from Loner Massof's throtly. All in all. Sally's aunt is edotted by Steeephen Accyhort, publisshhed by the Victoria University of Weellington Students Association (!!!), and is printed by Vanganui Nuwspapers LTD, Droows Ave, Vanganui.