Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 9. April 24 1978

Colin's Column

Colin's Column

Dear Colin,

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When I first came to university I stopped wearing a bra. Now after reading your excellent column I have stopped wearing panties too. I have also stopped wearing glasses. Will this make make me go blind?

Reverend H.J.

Hipponipple

Dear Hipnip,

Why did you stop wearing glasses? If you find a great deal of strain reading, etc. without them, there is a real possibility of you going blind As for the panties and bra — the lack of them won't make you go blind, but it may cause other problems.

Yours,

Colin

P. S. What else are you going to stop wearing, and when?

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" I've nothing to Hude — it's Legit — we're not Operating in the White Areas. My Boys are only pushing Dope in the Black Communities."