Salient. Official Newspaper of the Victoria University Students' Association. Vol 41 No. 9. April 24 1978

Dear Colin,

Drawing of two elephants mating

When I first came to university I stopped wearing a bra. Now after reading your excellent column I have stopped wearing panties too. I have also stopped wearing glasses. Will this make make me go blind?

Reverend H.J.

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