Salient. Official Newspaper of Victoria University of Wellington Students Association. Vol 40 No. 23. September 12 1977

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FAT FREEDY'S CAT I'M FAT FREEDY'S CAT AND IM MEAN AND TOUGH; I TAKE NO GUFF WHEN I STIRUT MY, STUFF; I'M AN ORNERY CUSS AND I'M SO FULL OF PISS, IF I DONT LIKE YOUR LOOKS I'LL I DONT LIKE YOUR LOOKS I'LL HIT YOU WITH THIS: WHEN YOU SEE ME COMIN BETTER STEP ASIDE: A LOTTA CATS WOULDNT AND A LOTTA CATS COULDNT HAND A LICKIN TO A CHICKEN OR A RAZZAN TO A RAT AFTER THEY FINISHED MESSIN' ROUND WITH FAT FREEDY'S CAT! BOP DIDDLY WAH WAH, CLANG HONK! COMPAH COMPAH COMPAH HEECRE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY! I M FAT FREDDY SCAT AND I AINT NO KITTY! HEECRE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY! DONT CMBARRMS ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY! HEECRE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY! I CAN MORE IT ROUGH ON YOU IT YOU'RE GONNA BY SHITTY ... I'LL TRACK YOUR RECORDS UP WITH MY PAWS! AND POP YOUR WATER BED WITH MY CLAWS! I'LL SHED MORE FUR EVERY TIME YOU SWEEP, AND I'LL SIT ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU RE ASLEEP, I'LL SHIT IN YOUR SHOES AND PEE IN YOUR HAT, AND SPRAY THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH ESSCNCE OF CAT; DO YOU WANT TO EAT COME CRUNCHIES? DO YOU WANNA BUT A DUCK? CMON BITTY CAT SOME CHUNHILS! FATTY LETS CAT!