Salient: Victoria University Students' Paper. Vol. 25. No. 12. 1962

Outside Column

Outside Column

One lecturer's definition of university study—a series of quizzes during the year, and a big competition in October.

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A crowd of thousands of men thronged Boyd-Wilson to watch Helen Lowry girls displaying good form), defeat Weir House 21-21, in a fast game of rugby. The ladies, modelling the very latest in football gear, played a dazzling match. They had obviously been well coached by their boy-friends, as they displayed styles of play from every boys' secondary school in the country.

Footnote: By now, just about everyone knows that these Helen Lowry girls are a Weird mob.

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This new brick and concrete flat of ours is not only our home. In the event of an atomic war, it is also our crematorium and our tomb.

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Ar'got mine, thanks.

Correct pronunciation: r-go.

Surely the editors of Argot did not expect us to think that the bent line on the back of their second issue was a contemporary Art effort.

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We hear that the university is to be fitted out with new telephones. According to a usually-reliable source, these phones are to be the same colour as the floor covering in each office. Unfortunately, most of the office floors are covered with worn, brown linoleum.

Query: What is the course of action to be adopted to get the new telephones to match the floors?