Salient: Victoria University Students' Paper. Vol. 24, No. 12. 1961.

Pervert

Pervert

Sir,—My friends are so Nice

  • —they comb their hair—no lice!
  • —they regularly deodorize
  • —on Sat'day nights they fraternize
  • —they take coffee at the Boulevard
  • —they wear nice ties and work so hard
  • —the jokes in Mad go past their heads
  • —at nights they're by themselves in beds.

My parents like them; my church approves; society accepts them they are society.

I like them

But they don't understand me: Because

When I get frustrated, Virginity's outdated.

I am. etc.,

Pervert.