Salient: Victoria University Students' Paper. Vol. 24, No. 12. 1961.
Pervert
Pervert
Sir,—My friends are so Nice
- —they comb their hair—no lice!
- —they regularly deodorize
- —on Sat'day nights they fraternize
- —they take coffee at the Boulevard
- —they wear nice ties and work so hard
- —the jokes in Mad go past their heads
- —at nights they're by themselves in beds.
My parents like them; my church approves; society accepts them they are society.
I like them
But they don't understand me: Because
When I get frustrated, Virginity's outdated.
I am. etc.,
Pervert.