Salient. An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z. Vol. 8, No. 11. August 8, 1945

A Sea Coast Scenario in 3 Acts

A Sea Coast Scenario in 3 Acts

All Rights Disowned

Time: Sunday morning. Place: Suburban tram terminus.

Cast: (a) Assortment of amazons; (b) Odds and (c) Midge McLaughlin.

Properties: Cook Strait, one beach, silk stockings, dancing slippers, parasols and other miscellaneous tramping equipment.

Act I: This act is far too unique for publication.

Interlewd: Song—"I'm not going to tramp in bare legs for anybody."

Act II: Shameful sololiquies by Salient reporter as his indelicate ego conceives this script.

Finale: The villain abducts two heroines and beats it up the South Karorl stream. They have been heard of since.

Moral: Boy who take Girl to Red Rocks soon get Run Around.