Salient. An organ of student opinion at Victoria College Wellington, N.Z. Vol. 2, No. 7 May 3, 1939

Tournament Echo

Tournament Echo

Scene: Very early morning outside Studholme Home Science Hostel. Masculine V.U.C. crowd. Principal inside smoking behind shutter blinds.

First Voice: "Oi!"

Second Voice: "Oi!"

Principal: Go away or I'll call the police!"

Crowd relaxes and goes into conference.

First Voice: "Oi!"

Principal (pushing up window snappily): "What do you want?"

Anaemic third Voice: "Three pennyworth of Jube-Jubes, please!"

Exit crowd on arrival of policeman.