The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 13, Issue 5 (August 1, 1938)

The Obliging Shopman

The Obliging Shopman.

The shopper was on her way out after leaving her list of groceries to be delivered. Suddenly she turned and said coldly: “Never mind the cranberries, Mr. Dugan. I see the cat is sleeping on them.”

“Bless you, ma'am! She won't mind me waking her up!”

Loader (to short-sighted sportsman): “Old on, Sir, I've a son in the Air Force.”

Loader (to short-sighted sportsman): “Old on, Sir, I've a son in the Air Force.”