The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 10, Issue 3 (June 1, 1935)

Washing Day

Washing Day.

“Yes,” said Mrs. Bloggs, who was discussing her next-door neighbour, “I got one 'ome on 'er properly yesterday. She was 'anging 'er washin' out on the line, and when I sees her old man's shirt, I says, ‘Wot, ’as your 'usband joined the Fascists?' Prides 'erself on 'er washin', she does!”

Economy. “What size tube of tooth paste would you like, sir?” “Oh, just enough for two teeth, laddie—just enough for two teeth.”

Economy.
“What size tube of tooth paste would you like, sir?”
“Oh, just enough for two teeth, laddie—just enough for two teeth.”