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Notices of births, engagements. marriages and deaths are received for this column. Advertisements must bear the signature of the chief persons concerned, viz:—the born, the engaged, the married and the dead.

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Tuatara-mindedness.
I walked through the Gym.
And never saw
A Prof.

I walked through the Coll.
And heard
A snore.

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Pride of the Varsity.
Oxfored has no Brookie.
Cambridge has no Brookie.

The Isis and the Cam
Are wet.

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Thoughts for Second Term.
"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
—Jerome K. Jerome.

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Rex v. Smith (1935) V.L.R. 410.
Defendant: "Justice! I demand justice!"
His Honour: "Silence! Remember you are in a Court of Law."

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She: "There's a fly in my soup."
He: "What's a fly between friends?"

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Recently we have seen little of our literary Editor and we learn that it is in pursuit this time of a definite "desting" that he is neglecting the office.