SMAD. An Organ of Student Opinion. 1936. Volume 7. Number 11.
Green Cheese
Green Cheese
Superfluity.
The vine leaf straggles
Round my hair:
I cut my hair.
The vine leaf straggles
Down my throat:
I cut my throat.
* * *
Beauty and the Beast.
Sequestered Profs.
Students stewed.
Ah, Naked Truth—
Too nude.
* * *
Soul Struggle.
Miss me,
Fair
Commissionaire,
But
Oh dare
Not
Kiss me.
* * *
Commissionaire.
Tea and skittles
For us.
Beer and victuals
For you.
Go to,
Love,
Above.
Mud.
Dough
minion—
Whoa!
minion
* * *
Education of Lady Looking in Trophy Cabinet.
Oh!
Come and look!!
I say!!!
Look look!!!!
Look look look!!!!!
—P.B.A.