Here and There

Chris Lima's Beard.

"Smad" is still receiving articles on this subject.

A Correspondent's Views.

A person who can sell such a paper as "Smad" for twopence and get away with it, does not need a University education.

[It is, we hope, inapt.]

As It Should Be:

"I am afraid I am not sufficiently prepared to undergo a cross-examination of the subject."

The Music Goes Round:

The following astounding conversation took place at the door of the Grand Opera House during the dress reheareal of "Brave New Zealand," between two elderly females of the epecies, who had apparently been attracted by the musical moises issuing from the ball, and the open door.

1st Lady: There aren't many here to-night, are there?

2nd Lady: No.

1st Lady: I think they should have opened the doors earlier, don't you?

2nd Lady: Yes.

1st Lady: By the way, which Gilbert and Sullivan is this? I don't seem to remember it!

We Should Like to Meet—

The lady who, at the Capping photograph, repeatedly hid her face with her boueuet.

A Perversion.

Our Procession goes down and is damned

And round and round and comes out banned.

What a brilliant innovation

To further my renovation

Of this prurient vulgar and barbarie nation.

Echoes of Turakirae:

I still maintain its Queen's Wharf.

Mr. E. R. Chesterman has accepted a position on the Otago Boys' High School. He was a member of the N.Z.U. Rugby team which has just toured Japan.

His His many friends and acquaintances will wish him good luck and every success.

Mr. Alfred Katz leaves on June 12 by the Monowai for Sydney and from there by the Otranto through the Suez Canal to Londonl. He plams to go to Stockholm and to see as much of Europe, russia, Germany and France as possible before returning to New York in October. His plan is then to enter Yale to work for a doctorate of Philosophy in Social Psychology.