Herr Scotney, Fascist.

For years we have wondered why Bond Scotney would persist in his bludgeoning perorations from the Gymn stage during debates. Now we know, it has been merely a course of training, extended over years to play the role of Bunko Mustalinitlerassini.

Apart from his appearance, all Bonk's melodramatic gestures and stentorian intonations enabled him to give us a marvellous personification of Hitler cum Mussolini. His performance was made all the more serious by the anties of the automata on the Nozi Council, the ludicrous methods of putting on the swas-tika-clock and the background of the Fasces Barrels.