Radio Programme

Broadcast From Yoy

Herewith a forthcoming programme from YOY, to be dispensed on 570 killer cycles, more or less.

6:0—Miscellaneous recordings by miscellaneous concert orchestras, under miscellaneous batons, to wit, Marek Lorand, Edith Bela, and Dajor Weber, helped out by the Seventy-seven Singing Sisters and other miscellaneous Crooners. (Echometer Recordings).

7:0.—News and Reports Session. Turn to 2YC

7:40.—Talk by Our Gardening Expert: "Earthworms and Their Contribution to our Football Field."

8:0.—The YOY Concert Orchestra, Air from "In the Ngahauranga Woods." 8.3½. Passing to Parliament to broadcast interjections by the member for Mataura. Sometime later: "Up the Wrong Tree," by Bach. 8:26. Police Notice: A baby's bottle has been stolen from the Windsor Billiard Saloon. When last seen it was empty. Will any finder please report to the nearest billiard saloon. 8:28. A further adventure in the lives of the Japanese Housefly and his pursuer. 8:38. A Medley of Pohs-Pourris. 8:40. Prof. Sum Guy Woodpecker, O.Mi.I., reading extracts from recent periodicals. 9:0. Weather report: A Xylophonic distrubance is now approaching across the Western Tasman Sea. Sailora in New Zealand Waters rough to very rough, and rising later. Temperatures will be warmer on hot days but cooler towards evening, especially about Mount Cook and the South Pole. 9:5. Humour, Eb & Flo, the Town Hall Doorkeepers. 9:6. Static. (Give it a rest). 9:15. On relay from the Leich-hell Stadium. Account of wrestling contest-Count Puliz Pantzoff (the Polish Cat) versus Chu Him Chin (the Chinese Mincer). 10:0-11:0. An hour of the xylophonic distrubance recently noted, hot from U.S.A. (via the Western Tasman Seo).

11:0.—Peace, Perfect Peace.

-Caractacus.